Every day, a male co worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a deep breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint
to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a complaint

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks,"What's sexually
threatening about a co worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith.........the midget."